Disclaimer: I drink for medicinal purposes only. Last week I was feeling really sick, but this week I am feeling a whole lot better!!!

Caricature of a sailor -- yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Tennessee sippin' whiskey!

Caricature of an avid University of Tennessee fan -- and there is no way he would be sitting on top of bourbon made in Kentucky!

This cowboy ain't no fool, he knows a good sippin' whiskey too!

You can always count on the "Count" to choose a good London dry gin.

This old time football player may look like he has had one too many concussions, but he has really had one too many martinis!

This poor soul had had a tough life but he always treats himself to a good Kentucky bourbon to drown his sorrows.

This hard worker is not a wealthy man so he chooses an excellent mid-priced bourbon that can run with the best of them.

This young fellow, who is on a tight budget, likes "wheated" bourbons but he couldn't find any W. L. Weller so he tried a wheated whiskey instead and it appears like he enjoyed it.

This is what always happens when you drink too much -- but, if this the way you want to go, this is the stuff you want to go with!